How guys think.

Scenario #1:

A girl comes and asks me for my number and initiates conversation.
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im thinking=9 out of 10 times the guy thinks they gettin sum puss

Scenario #2:

I walk to girl and she tells me that she has a boyfriend
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Im thinking=What does he have to do with me. And why does he have to know about us

Scenario #3:
Me and my girl is on a date and she orders dessert
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Im thinking=Ummmm bitch i betta b licking that ice cream off of you tonight

Scenario #4:
A girls asks me to meet her parents. and i say yes

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im thinking=Fuckkkkkkk anyone but them

Scenario #5
I tell a girl that im not ready for a relationship

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Im thinking=I smashing other chicks